I wish I could talk to animals. I want to know what they’re thinking. I want to know what it feels like to fly and sing, “tweet, tweet.” I try to tell my friends about this, but then I find that I cannot even talk to my friends. Not because I’m barking like a seal or dancing like a bee. But just because friends can be assholes.


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