Most men dislike long-term relationships not because they have a fear of commitment, but because they hate being confronted with the question, “What did you do today?” It reminds them of time passing, of getting old, and of how depressing the examined life really is. Men want to watch action films. They want warm baths and cold bourbon. They want to feel the snow drifting in through the window. They want to have sex while listening to audiobooks where love is necessary to the story. They’re like women that way.