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On the NYT website, right under the story, “Sandusky Guilty of Sexual Abuse of 10 Young Boys,” is the story¬†”A Changed Penn State is Moving On.” Maybe tell us that in like a week or something? I know it’s news, but help us out. We just found out that the man is officially bad. And already you’re moving on? I would rather see, “Penn State is Sending Special Mechanical Spiders to Ensure Sandusky Receives Extra Special Punishment in Prison.” Then send out the mechanical spiders. Then, maybe in a week, “Penn State Realizes that Violence Doesn’t Pay. Spiders Recalled.” One step at a time.

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